Even the great Mayo clinic is not an exception when it comes to misinformation screw ups.
San Diego Woman Shot in Head
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been
shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault.
Of course it was Bush's fault! Dang capitalism! If she hadn't gone to the grocery store to buy the biscuits, and instead only had one loaf of bread to choose from like every other decent socialized country, she wouldn't have this terrible and emotionally disturbing incident! Plus, she probably pumped tons of CO2 into the environment from hyperventilation! How awful! Poor woman, she should be given social security, medicaid, medicare, food stamps, government housing and whatever else she needs for the emotional damages she has received from living in this horrible and corrupted capitalized country! Hmm, was it hot enough to bake the dough? I'll have some. ;) RKH |
